NSFW

I thought I’d share this valuable security alert, which proves dangers also exist offline.

As you park the car at the local IKEA shop, two scantily dressed gorgeous twentysomethings offer you to wash it in exchange for a ride to another IKEA shop across town. Their barely covered full breasts and buttocks naturally lower your alertness barriers and once finished washing the car they sit in the back kissing and fondling each other.

Once you arrive at the other parking lot, one of them gives you the best head you had in ages, while the other steals your wallet.

With this filthy trick they stole my wallet monday, wednesday, twice thursday, and – in all likelyhood – again tonight.

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